My Son Will Never Be a Choir Boy

It has come to my attention that the Catholic church feels that it can do anything it pleases without any threat of reprisal. This is a man-made institution that has duped millions of brain-washable idiots into believing anything it says. When are we going to put a stop to the perverse acts committed by these self proclaimed prophets? Child rape causes long lasting effects, such as distrust, trouble regulating emotions, and general feelings of "uselessness." Many doctors have theorized that it becomes difficult for kids that have been raped to sustain stable relationships later in life, due to trust issues. Can you blame them? No, but we can do something about it.

The rest of the common world has come to the conclusion that sexually abusing young boys is a big "no no," when are the supporters of this evil monarchy going to take a second look at what they're supporting both directly and indirectly? What really grinds my gears is that because of the divine nature of the church, many of these violations go un-reported. You can draw the conclusion that many go un-disclosed because of shame, but I believe there are many that would rather stick their head's in the sand than really deal with the issues at hand.

This time it looks like the pope himself is involved with the voluntarily covering up of one of his cronies, or at the very minimum turning a blind-eye. This makes me ponder the question, has the pope himself taken a more active role in these rapes? Has he helped to quell the issue due to sick empathy? To make matters worse, the boys in question were disabled. Yes you read it, high ranking church officials were taking advantage of young boys that couldn't hear. You sick fucks! Like these boys don't have enough issues trying to adapt to a life without sound?

Here's an account from one of the victims,

"Victims give similar accounts of Father Murphy’s pulling down their pants and touching them in his office, his car, his mother’s country house, on class excursions and fund-raising trips and in their dormitory beds at night,” Goodstein wrote. “Arthur Budzinski said he was first molested when he went to Father Murphy for confession when he was about 12, in 1960."(http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/28/opinion/28dowd.html?sudsredirect=true)

This gives you an idea of the breadth of indiscretions. This wasn't just a "one time thing" or a mistake, this was flat out child manipulation and rape. The people of this country and other countries around the world, Germany specifically, should decisively and aggressively take action. In my honest opinion one of the best things we could do for the world, is to dismantle the Catholic church altogether. It has done nothing but ravage the minds and lives of millions. Taking much and giving little, but false hope to those disenfranchised or too young to understand. It's time we stop them from preying on the weak and weak-minded. Hell, if we can pass health care reform, we can put an end to the Catholic church, if not, at least rape within it. No Apologies, I Don't Think Before I speak

It's All Up To You, California

As many of you know, California will try to do something this fall that no other state has ever done-legalize Marijuana. It would allow for adults over the age of 21 to possess amounts of up to one ounce for personal use and the private cultivation of 25 square feet per household. All of this would be subject to taxation by the state government from cultivation to transportation. Read the article here.

Let me start by saying that I don't personally smoke weed and I'm certainly not going to feed my kids pot brownies and milk for dessert. I'm approaching this from a strictly critical position, not from a marijuana advocate's point of view. As I see it there are more positives to legalizing this substance than the current position of enforcing it both ineffectively and half-ass. Most western states have decriminalized this drug to a point that a $100 fine is the price you pay for "breaking the law."

My experience has been, that most police don't even take the time to write the ticket, they just dispose of the stash. Most countries, Scandinavia particularly, have lenient drug policies and have far fewer problems with drug related crime. Prohibition didn't work in the early 1900's and we are seeing a similar failure in legislation on drugs. The more stigmatized something becomes the more people will do to get it. The taboo nature of drugs make them all the more notorious. This brings me to my first point.

Large sums of money are spent each year by every state to police users of Cannabis. This money could be put towards state budget deficits or the much needed improvements in education. A size reduction of police forces and drug enforcement personnel is one of the easiest ways to loosen up budget funds. Not to mention, it would give policemen a chance to focus on legitimate crimes that are real threat to American security.

Speaking of budgets, if many states had legalized Marijuana in the wake of the economic recession they could have avoided their massive budgetary blunders. California alone, speculates that this legislation could equal a few billions of dollars per year in extra state funding. That ultimately wouldn't fix their economic woes, but it would be a move in the right direction. The politicians backing this initiative are more focused on the taxes than they are on the core facts. In my opinion, this is the same as states legalizing gay marriage. As soon as one state passes it, the rest will jump on the bandwagon. Too bad it's for the wrong reason.

A good reason would be, that it would help to curb drug violence on the border of Mexico. The government set prices would make the substance cheaper, undercutting the drug cartels dealing significant blows to their cash stream. It would be easier to procure marijuana and make it safer for users. Marijuana can, at times, be dipped in insecticide and other harmful chemicals to manipulate the smoker into believing its of high quality. The government would set standards, making it that much safer to smoke and consume. I would like more conclusive medical studies on long-term smoking of marijuana before I give it a full recommendation.

Job creations is another reason that I'm a staunch supporter of this change in policy. My sincere hope is that the government will not take over this agriculture venture and will allow for privatization and Laissez-Faire economics. It will spur jobs for both the educated and un-educated. The growth process will require significant hard labor and scientific ingenuity in the labs of biology and botany. Business sects already in place, such as marketing, sales, and production will also profit.

There are also medical reasons for passing this referendum. There are many people that suffer from chronic pain that can easily be numbed by smoking a joint. As always, my mantra is that if it doesn't negatively affect me, it doesn't bother me. You don't see belligerent behavior due to weed, you don't see domestic disputes, and you definitely don't have over-doses. These are all effects due to alcohol use, a substance so ingrained in our culture that its even part of religious ceremony. Could weed be next?

There are a plethora of reasons that this law should pass. Whether it does or not, that is a very different question. I've only listed a few of the many reasons here because I could write an entire novel on this topic. I had to post a picture of my alma mater's 420 celebration, enjoy. No Apologies, I Don't Think Before I Speak

Gay or Straight, I Still See a Soldier

I know I promised a blog about the Prius, but I couldn't help myself when it came to the Don't Ask Don't Tell rule in the military. Why is it when we are fighting multiple wars, altering health care and working towards non-nuclear proliferation do we have a struggle for equal opportunity in the armed forces? This should be an easy open and closed case. Everyone should be able to serve, transvestites and all.

Could it be the perceived, and stereotyped, femininity that causes people to be uncomfortable with them protecting our country? Does theirs limp wrists impede their rifle holding skills? Of course not, its people's ignorance and inability to adapt the system. I can't help but assume that this topic might hit too close to home for many Americans,due to their own repressed homosexual fantasies. Gay men aren't attracted to every man that passes by, just like straight men aren't attracted to every woman. Look at that, there are some comparisons to made between gay and straight men. Their homosexuals, not rapist-lets get that into prospective.

I bet if you did an honest anonymous pole, the percentage of closeted gays within the military outpaced that of the entire population. Homosexuals as a group tend to be more masculine than their hetero counter parts, not to mention more wealthy, which I can only attribute to a higher IQ and intelligence level. Why wouldn't we want these individuals in the military? I say more the merrier. No joke intended. Embrace their strengths. Don't publicly shame them in a way that most closely mimics witch hunts.

Occurrence of female rape, within the military, is so high that a woman soldier is more likely to be raped then shot in battle. And these are the accounts that are actually reported. With homosexuals there is absolutely no chance this could happen. A random and probably inconsequential comparison. Everyone man and woman should have the right to fight for Fight for their country, regardless of sexual orientation. Gay or straight if these crazy fucks want to step in front of a bullet, I say let them, because I'm sure as hell not about to volunteer.

You'd think with the tarnished image the military has, they'd be licking their wounds, not further degrading what's left of their public image. What are they worried about? A little grab ass, hanky panky in the barracks at night? I pose that some of the straight soldiers may be threatened because of the minute chance that a homosexual could do their jobs as well, if not better. Imagine that, they're human too. Or, could it be the religious association of military and god (I refuse to capitalize this.) Once again we see the poisonous hand of religion destroying a great American institution, our hegemonic facilitator.

Are we going to limit someones public life due to what they choose to do in the confines of their own home? Not to mention, that their sexual orientation doesn't affect anyone negatively. We should ashamed, dictating what's acceptable. I pose this challenge, provide one example of negative effects perpetrated by a gay officer. Can't come up with one? Figures. My mantra is as long as it doesn't adversely affect me, it's your business. You know what most likely does cause negative effects, repressed sexual feelings. Catholic priests anyone? They're in a significant limbo because of sexual discrimination similar to what is enforced in the military.

As a military officer, nothing you say is private, even to a lawyer a priest or a doctor. This doesn't leave a lot of non bias people to confide in. This pensive can could very likely be connected to the bloated suicide rate we are experiencing in the military. All this because some bigoted hypocrites Decided that they didn't want gays in the armed forces? It's such an arcane law, a relic of times long past fortified by a religious group that's likely to become extinct due to elicit sexual perversions perpetrated by it's ambassadors of faith.

Soldiers are going to be gay, people are going to openly smoke weed, and the American people aren't silently going to be indoctrinated anymore. Instead of segregating into groups, we need to work as one solid body, especially in a world with rogue countries such as Iran and North Korea, fighting wars on two fronts, a feat most military men thought to be impossible. The military used to be able to say fuck you, and alienate anyone they wanted. This has changed and it's a harsh reality that's going to come crashing down on them if they don't strive for some sense of equality.

The clouds of public opinion are gathering, signifying a unified opposition to blatantly bigoted laws. One of the highest ranking military officials already backed the repeal of this law, on record, leading to the current "more lenient" status, whatever that dubious statement might mean in bureaucrat speak. I feel like these euphemisms are an insult to my intelligence. Just say what you mean, you aren't ready to drop the law but you want to seem like you're actually doing something to appease the people that actually have hearts and brains. That was easy, wasn't it?

I mean shit, we can clone animals, we can travel to space, we can even do full-face transplants, why are their such inconsistencies within our democracy? We can wrap our heads around just about anything, but the second a person of a different sexual orientation wants to help defend the country, fuck them? And the don't ask don't tell rule??? Who came up with the name? Are we playing fucking hide and seek? What grade are we in? Shooting range after recess, I call the M4! No Apologies, I Don't Think Before I Speak

Health Care, Idiot

Ok, so I thought I should post a quick something about the passage of the health care bill, as it will have a momentous effect on how federal money is used in the years to come. This legislative process reminds me of two kids fighting over a communal toy. It's become a battle between two groups that are supposed to, and I say that lightly, be working as one unit for the collective good. Does that sound anything like what we've been seeing within the House of Representatives and the Senate? Absolutely fucking not! These highly educated people are acting in a manner that, I'm embarrassed to say, borders on juvenile. Now that I've officially berated these public SERVANTS, I can get to the meat of this.

I'll never claim to have a full understanding of this 2000 page bill and all the little nitty, gritty details that pander to each representatives constituents, but I can give my honest opinion about where this is heading and what I think.

First I would like to say that medical legislation shouldn't be tallied up like some moral and ethical victory for the democrats. This isn't about politicians, its about the blue collar Americans that are sick and need help. The Democrat's, either you're with us, or against us mentality borders on, what many call "liberal-fascism." I don't enjoy having something forced down my throat, that in no way can be perceived as a black and white issue. So don't make me feel that way. One thing that's definitely black and white, is that there are serious flaws in our health care system. I point to countries of far less wealth and organization that rank way above the USA in medical standards. How can this be? You can point fingers and spout meaningless epithets, but this must be universally accepted and recognized as completely unacceptable. Now that I've made that clear, there are a few more things that I need to say to each political party in the wake of their extremist polarization.

The Democrats shouldn't be using the signing of this bill as a big fuck you to the Republican party. We know you don't along. These visceral emotions do nothing but further infuriate the American people that already view the two houses as sick and dysfunctional, so stop fueling the fire. Remember that, for at least the near future (mid term elections), you're going to have to work with these people as a unified body.

To the Republicans, don't see this as a lost battle. Try to work with what legislation has passed to represent the people of your states and districts. The Founding Fathers intended for the political process to be an enthralling act, filled with dissention and angst. If we didn't argue and fight, this country wouldn't be the amazing interconnected organism it currently is. Some of the greatest minds of our time have worked to fix the medical programs in America. I admit, it definitely isn't perfect and may never be, but standing back and watching it fail and saying "I told you so," in my mind, would be an insult to the people that elected you. One more thing, yes this is going to be expensive for the United States. What comes easy and for free? Nothing of value, that's what. I agree that we need to reel in the national deficit through austerity measures, I will give you that. Crippling this bill will only further depress a nation that is showing political fervor in a way that makes me proud to be an American.

On the abortion issue, I say: you should be ashamed President Obama. You have floundered once again and look weak on the national and international scales at a time when the country most needs your strength. All the more disappointing, you weren't even kowtowing to your arch nemesis, the Republican Party. It was crazy Orthodox Christians of your own political association that ruined a decidedly divisive issue. Once again, Religion has poisoned something that could have been even better. I can't stand these pseudo cult members making themselves comfortable in our governing body. If you aren't aware of what I'm talking about concerning Religion's dangerous hand in the world, please read God is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything by Christopher Hitchens and watch Religulous, a documentary by one of my all-time favorites, Bill Maher.

Please comment and start discussions. This is just the very vanguard of what I could say about such sweeping moves towards Universal Health Care. No Apologies, I Don't Think Before I Speak

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Did you have fun in college? If you did, read this.

In respect to my college education, would I have been better off investing this money else where? Is a college education no longer a safe investment? Let's play the "what if game?". Unless you have a degree that equals a title upon graduation or you went to an Ivy-League institution, you're shit out of luck. In spite of the most minor or major of connections, even in the form of cronyism, many rarely mature into legitimate employment. Then there's the nepotistic tradition of family business. If you're so lucky to have this opportunity, I have a few things to say to you: fuck you and yes I'm bitter. The third thing I might say is, does daddy have any openings?

I don't sling crack rock and I don't have a killer jump-shot, which means that my search for the dare-to-be-great situation continues. Everyone is capable of being genius, amazing, gifted at something. The lucky ones find it at a young age and run with it. Then there's the second group, myself included, that struggle with day to day life, trying so hard to fill that void.

Reality Bites had it right. A movie that cyclically has people relating to it, depending upon the economic environment of the time. It has a timeless point to make-post college is a constant struggle where you are burdened with the task of defining your place within the societal hierarchy. I came out of college thinking the world owed me something. This is dead wrong. With one of the worst recessions in history, not only does the world not owe you something, but it probably doesn't even know you exist.

For many, the issue is that we can't translate our innate abilities onto paper. My resume in no way represents the things that I've done or am are capable of. Under-achieving and under-employed is where many of us find ourselves, hopelessly flailing around like small children in the deep end of the swimming pool. This will last until that one shining moment when someone takes pity and we are bequeathed with our first chance to tear the world a new one. When you do receive this golden nugget, hold onto it for dear life because you never know when the next recession will come.

Are we a lost generation, that for now, is stuck in a metaphorical purgatory? I point to the naivete due to childhood dillusions, fueled by comments like " you can be whatever you want to be," that will land crippling blows to our confidence, not to mention our retirement age. I don't mean to be a Debby downer, but there are some harsh realities that we're shielded from and in my case has led to feelings of disillusionement and crazy thoughts (this blog). No Apologies, I Don't Think Before I Speak

Toyota Prius - The Silent Assassin Strikes Again

I wrote this blog post really quickly while at work today, so don't be too harsh and if you don't like it, fuck off.

So a few weekends back, I was walking my bulldog in the dog park near my house. On my way back I was nearly run over by a sneaky little Prius. They are so damn quiet, it could have run me over and silently slipped away. If these aren't being used for drive by shootings in Detroit yet, there's a problem. Oh ya, they're foreign made. The gangster's drive-by vehicle of choice, Gangster's chariot? The fact they don't have a proper breaking system, concerns me as well. I think Toyota should get Rick Ross as a spokesman, it would make his cocaine transactions that much more covert. I see the headlines now "Toyota Prius sought for questioning in crimes all over the city."

I see the Toyota Prius everywhere. Wait lists for these vehicles were approaching almost a year in length and the only question I can ask is, why? First, I would like to say they are abhorrently ugly, both in design and color, with a price tag I hardly find worth it. Why pay over 25 thousand dollars for a car that looks about as safe as a Yugo? There's a certain poser stigma that I perceive when people purchase these cars. Get off your fucking high horse, you aren't the saviour of mother earth. You're simple a douche idiot that read one expose' in Newsweek about the impending environmental disaster. Don't you feel like an idiot? Well, you should, especially following "Climate Gate."

This technology is getting better with each day, but as of now it doesn't seem nearly there. Let me tell you why. First, the carbon footprint created by developing the technology and the actual production of the physical Prius far outstrips the amount of gas you will save. Keeping your old clunker would've been better for the environment? Ya, it would have, mind boggling isn't it? People don't seem to understand that if a vehicle isn't used or re-sold it goes to the scrap yard and eventually helps the release of methane, a far worse greenhouse gas than CO2.

One of the most pressing issues with these cars is the batteries. The chemicals and resources used to develop them are highly toxic and throughout the life of the car necessitate changing. That being said, I've heard that replacing the batteries can be quite an expensive procedure, requiring both more carbon emissions and chemicals. Wait, I thought the point was to reduce carbon emissions? Battery technology isn't progressing in same fashion as computers, stated by Moore's Theory. Once we can figure out how to more efficiently charge the batteries and increase the distance traveled on each charge, I might be swayed to change over. For now, I'll keep my clunker.

How many people do you know that can work on the intricate electrical system in the Prius? Not many, probably not your local garage. This poses yet another problem. You will pay a great deal to have it fixed I presume, as well as it will require a visit to your local dealer. The Toyota Prius has been getting around 45 miles per gallon. That sounds impressive right? Ok, mull this over-my dad had a VW diesel in the 1970's that got the same gas mileage as the current Prius. A car that has Tonka Truck sized wheels and low curb-weight should, by default, get good gas mileage. I can't in my right mind, attribute the Prius's heightened MPG strictly to its status as a hybrid. Compare the Toyota Yaris, a far cheaper commuter car.

What does this say to me? That car companies should be investing money in expanding the use of diesel engines. We can't simply wait for a battery miracle. Its both my opinion, and many others, that in the years to come you will see more diesel vehicles. I point to VW and Mercedes Benz, two premium car companies that both have multiple diesel cars gracing highways in both Europe and the US. They're a good option to hybrid even with a slightly higher price tag and the challenge of finding a diesel station. Diesel and gas cars are going to be around for decades to come, especially with the recent expansion of off-shore drilling by President Barack Obama.

I may be coming off as someone who rejects Global Warming and that couldn't be farther from the truth. What I am, is someone that isn't going to be a mindless drone consuming "green technology" that is far from being ready, its simply imprudent. Companies, such as Toyota, aren't altruistic environmentalists, their a company playing off on a niche market. The green movement will make a lot of people rich, assuming we don't crack nuclear fusion. Ok, that's joke...mostly. As much as I don't see the worth in the Prius, I do believe its a move in the right direction. No Apologies, I Don't Think Before I speak

Old Men Sometimes Dress Like Hussies

Just a quick note. I went to the sports club after work tonight for a quick sweat and would like to pose a few questions. Do you become bolder with age? I ask this of those older men that deem it ok to wear nut-huggers to the gym, you know who you are, and you should be ashamed! You don’t miraculously get in better shape with age, why would you show more? And finally, what wife lets them leave the house like that? I don’t push my girlfriend out the door in booty shorts and a wet t-shirt, it just isn’t prudent. Don't strut your stuff, unless you actually have stuff to strut. No Apologies, I Don't Think Before I Speak

My Big Mouth Used to Get Me in Trouble

My older sister used to beat the shit out of me. I admit it. I remember she used to chase me around the house in circles until the inevitable occurred-she overtook me. No amount of serpentine juke moves could shake her resolve, and I ended up eating grass and admitting, under water-boarded conditions, I may add, that she was the “best” and I was the “worst.” As a side note, she was tall and strong way beyond her age.

What really chaps my ass is, that now that I’ve eclipsed her in size, it’s deemed unacceptable for me to force feed her handfuls of freshly uprooted grass. Can you imagine me now chasing her around the house at Christmas? Ending most likely with a serious white washing and a couple of thong wedgies. You better beleive all this is attributed to repressed memories of what I vividly compare to Korean POW torture.

I remember I would pull her hair or throw something at her and the whole escapade would start again. My father would play the ultimate wizard behind the curtain, provoking her to chase me down in the ritual manner that terrorized my early years. It sounds sick and I have no qualms that my dad ultimately enjoyed watching me run for my life, simultaneously screaming like a girl, as they both used to phrase it, because of the abnormal behavior I displayed at a young age that most easily would be categorized as rambunctious. Euphemisms aside, this story still makes me smile and laugh to myself. No apologies, I Don’t Think Before I Speak

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Fat People Make the World Go' Round

Last week, a news story broke about Donna Simpson, a woman that is striving, yes you heard me, striving, to become the fattest woman alive. She is currently hovering around 600lbs and is attempting to reach 1000lbs at her peak. If you haven't seen this story, please indulge is some truly horrifying journalism. Most likely, if you're anything like me, you'll read this story and finish with a nasty taste in your mouth and a feeling of total disdain.

Her nearly 800 dollar a week food habit is supported by men that pay to watch her eat fattening foods online, such as hamburgers and donuts. This is almost as despicable and disgusting as the suicide sites that allow you watch someone off themselves. In addition her boyfriend, ya I couldn't believe it either, helps take care of her increasingly demanding diet. He weighs in at 150lbs, at about one quarter her body weight, he obviously has about roughly the same proportion of brain cells, to support this masochistic act of selfishness.

Each year America struggles, with what Michael Pollan, a much revered food specialist, calls “Western Diseases” and an obesity epidemic and even with this knowledge we have a woman striving for deteriorated health. Her actions are a perfect example of why many countries hate us and refer to us as “Fat Americans”. Foreigners only see the outer shell of America, or in this case, a woman's fat ass.

What some don't quite understand is that what we healthy people pay in health insurance is used to subsidize sick people, Simpson included. She may not have health problems now, but just give it time. This should be taken as a direct insult to those that really can't control their weight through thyroid issues, or have other uncontrolled health conditions. She exemplifies the type of the person that lives through this then immediately gets some obscure ailment, like the Ebola virus. Yes, that would work real nice, Karma and irony. Talk about a canabal's wet-dream, Jefferey Dahmner is rolling around in his grave, restless he didn't get a whack at this woman.

Congrats you’re an obese white trash degenerate, consuming as much food and media attention as possible while simultaneously trading your health and dignity for two minutes of fame. You’ll be forgotten soon enough, and will develop type two diabetes as your reward. This rates at about the same level of desperation as the bubble-boy fabrication. Let me give you both a piece of advice, not everyone is meant to be, or will become famous, swallow your mediocrity, or in this case, your position at the very bottom of the gene pool and move on with your lives. On that note, I'm off to eat a hamburger in her honor. No Apologies, I Don't Think Before I Speak

Few Final Thoughts:

When she walks does it force the earth off it's axis like the earth quake in Haiti? Ok, maybe that one was a little too soon. You can thank Simpson here because today was infinitesimally shorter than the day before. Look out here comes the walking apocalypse with a serious case of stretch marks! That picture scares me a little. If I was the photographer I'd back off before she reaches for the camera next. On that note, I’m off to eat a burger in her honor.

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Toyota Prius - The Silent Assassin Strikes Again

A Retrospective - Tiger Woods You Are a Putz

For the world’s most focused and intelligent golfer, you are dumb as fuck when it comes to having multiple affairs. Repeat this with me: get head out of ass, and then fornicate with half the wait staff in America. My question is, did he tip them 20% after? Another thing that bothered me is, if you were going to cheat, why these women? He took a serious step down in comparison to his wife. If you're going to commit adultery and put all that you have on the line, have the deceny to do it with a smoking hottie. Jersey-chasing socialites that work as club promoters would not have been my first choice. He may have been on to something with the pornstar. I will give him that.

Christ Tiger, you could go to New Guinea and would still be recognized. They might confuse him with Barack Obama, but still. He is considered one of the, if not the most, recognizable people on earth. If he was a brand, he'd be Coca Cola.

I can’t help but think that Tiger was going out of his way to create a problem for himself. Was he actively searching for his own complete and utter downfall? People with too much money tend to do crazy shit, or maybe he wasn’t getting the Tiger-required slew of press attention? It has always been my opinion that people with perfect lives sometimes find them too perfect and look for disastrous ways out.

Most men can’t handle their one significant other. Can you imagine having five girls asking you to go out and buy them tampons? Maybe Woods has some masochistic fantasies that includes torturing himself with lady-drama. At least with hookers they are paid to leave and…this is key Tiger, (are you taking notes?)to keep their mouths shut. If he had just gone the sleazy route and taken cues from people, such as Charlie Sheen and Hugh Grant, he might have been able to conceal some of sexual faux pas's. The question that still remains is whether he will be remembered as the great philanderer that had a decent golf swing, or simply just the greatest golfer to walk the course?

To be purely tangental, sex addiction is a complete and utter copout and regardless of this fact, I still like to think that the great sexually addicted triumvirate- Tiger Woods, David Duchovany, and Charlie Sheen all sitting around at sex rehab laughing and telling in-depth stories about dephiling women and their future carnal escapades, possible foursome there? Tiger calls shotgun ass, he does always performs well when he plays the back nine.

They’re looking to legitimize a “disease” that isn’t even recognized by the bona fide medical community, while digging for sympathy from anyone stupid enough to swallow some of the human interest journalism that makes me throw up in my mouth a little each day. The only thing they would get from me is a solid kick in the gonads. Congratulations, guys for cheating on your super sexy and faithful wives and consequently reverting the entire male sex back to the hairy ape men that we once were.

Women no longer trust us due to indiscretion by public figures like these, and indirectly halting all random acts of sexual promiscuity men like me might get. Are you happy Tiger? I blame Woods personally for my sexual drought. It started the second his scandal broke, coincidence? I think not. I don’t have millions of dollars to lure women in that these guys do. Talk about fishing with dynamite. While women have been incrementally improving themselves over the years, it seems men are dead set on regressing through acts blatant of idiocy.

What drives me truly crazy is that these social calamaties may make these notable figures more famous than ever. They do good, they become famous, they do bad, they become infamous. How the fuck is that fair? I wish I could take a giant shit on my fan base and not only would they thank me, they would ask for seconds. Such is the life of a celebrity. No apologies, I Don’t Think Before I Speak

A View from the Outside

I was just looking over my first post and my past reads like a video application for a reality television show, Real World here I come. Which character archetype would I be? Please don’t say the alcoholic instigator. It just isn’t so. Multiple family divorces/spats, boarding school, and a half sister that’s twelve years younger than me, as a cherry on top. All I need now is my father to marry a woman twenty years younger as his trophy and to buy a gaudy cherry red sports car. It reminded me of a few years back, when my older sister and I would go shopping and bring the half-ling along with us and I could feel the eyes of strangers upon us like hawks, trying to figure out if our half sister was our offspring, or merely a result of what I call the “Great American Family.” No apologies, I Don’t Think Before I Speak

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Hello World, I'm Going to Tear You a New One

I write my thoughts because I know if I was to spout my random verbal diarrhea (my opinion) in public, one of the follow would surely ensue: I’d get slapped, someone would throw change in my hat, or I’d get elected to public office.

I attribute my free flowing idealisms to a teacher I had in ninth grade of boarding school. Yes, that’s right boarding school. Back the fuck off, I wasn’t a troubled kid and no it wasn’t an all boys outfit…at least the second one wasn’t, oops. Where was I? Oh ya, free flowing idealisms, or what many would call, “rants and raves” (could that idiom be overused by bloggers a little more?) My ninth grade teacher used to make us sit down at the beginning of class and “free write” where the pencil was intended to translate whatever might be running through the head of a pubescent teen early in the morning.

The catch was that you couldn’t stop writing the entire time. I couldn't ever predict quite what was going to come flying out. I’m assuming most simpletons were writing about repressed thoughts and memories-boy wouldn’t Freud be proud, but I was writing all the crazy things that shouldn’t be said, put on paper, or hell, even thought. Instead of honing this skill and realizing that if I'd just put this on the internet, blogging would have been mine, I brushed it off as a teacher trying maybe just a little too hard. Woulda, coulda, shoulda. Fuck, I was ahead of the curve and I didn't even know it. Whats the saying? Hindsight is 20/20?

What authority do I have to be self publishing my work online? None, I’m over educated and underemployed. I’m a die hard Red Sox fan that drinks too much and probably fornicates too little. I’m 24 years old and have little life experience, so what? What have you ever done? You may call me an internet tough guy. In many ways that’s dead-on and as a response I’m going to tell you the truth subjectively about whatever I want, exactly how you don’t want to hear it. No apologies, I Don’t Think Before I Speak